Greet'ns

A tale of the Greet'ns

"ASniper 's caught up on GoT, and he must admit, he didn't find the "wiminz ruling dudez" thing really that egregious except for Dany's takeover of the Dothraki. Theon breaking down and Jon wanting to say fuck it and just leave seemed like they were pretty logical for their characters. Maybe 4channers are just insecure about their masculinity?"

- 5/16/16

"ASniper gets here just in the middle of the GoTcast."

- 5/15/16

"ASniper apparently can't keep a secret, or is that anime him?"

- 5/14/16

"ASniper wonders why there were so few messages today. Everyone on the Irk? Tragic earthquake?"

- 5/13/16

"ASniper hears shit's going down in the RWBY fandom but doesn't care enough to read the 36-page expose."

- 5/12/16

"ASniper knows. He just fucking knows."

- 5/10/16

"ASniper, on the one hand, has felt his head burned by an acid made of stupid, but on the other, Julian and Tucket have proven to be cordial individuals. What do?"

- 5/9/16

"ASniper reads through. What was that about Halo Fanon Lost the Anime?"

- 5/7/16

"ASniper shows up super-late for once, mid-term mid-done."

- 5/6/16

"ASniper allows only the future strategist training program that is StarCraft II in his South Korea."

- 5/5/16

"ASniper realizes there's another comic book movie coming out this week, such a rarity."

- 5/4/16

"ASniper shows up in time for discussion to begin on the class-based personality combat game. Also Overwatch."

- 5/3/16

"ASniper shows up after Skype's requisite 20-minute boot-up period."

- 5/2/16

"ASniper would go away until the spoilers are over, but . . . meh."

- 5/1/16

"ASniper sneaks in and lurks in the call."

- 4/30/16

"ASniper appears, lacking said items."

- 4/29/16

"ASniper wonders where all those admin pictures from the other day went."

- 4/28/16

"ASniper sees a bunch of images and doesn't know what the fuck he walked into."

- 4/26/16

"ASniper 's statue quest continues."

- 4/25/16

"ASniper returns, having avoided most GoT spoilers, it seems."

- 4/24/16

"ASniper curses that there's no Pale Kestrl around."

- 4/23/16

"ASniper Casey Joneses this shit. Trains crash, but nobody dies but him."

- 4/22/16

"ASniper is never invited to XBox Live games. That he has no access to Live is not a factor in this matter."

- 4/21/16

"ASniper inhabits the dark, empty tunnels of the chat while everyone else inhabits the dark, empty tunnels of Dark Souls."

- 4/20/16

"ASniper triggered teh eclipsez."

- 4/18/16

"ASniper shows up looking more tired than when he sat down to peacefully read a textbook."

- 4/16/2016

"ASniper has been here for a while now."

- 4/14/2016

"ASniper is ASpy!"

- 4/13/2016

"ASniper will be a moment, they're updating his Skype experience."

- 4/11/2016

"ASniper wonders if Knights of Sidonia was named after the Muse song and if so, if it was Jojo that started this craze of naming anime after western music."

- 4/10/2016

"ASniper is here to confirm Triss is indeed bestgirl."

- 4/9/2016

"ASniper appears from out of a lamp. He only grants one wish, though; to be here and talk about Witcher."

- 4/7/2016

"ASniper is, as a matter of fact, around."

- 4/6/2016

"ASniper prefaces by saying he never claimed the Weekly was fair."

- 4/4/2016

"ASniper thought he'd stop in 'cause he's doing so little else today when he needs to be doing things."

- 4/3/2016

"ASniper hears someone playing violin in his dorm. Not an everyday thing."

- 4/2/2016

"ASniper sees a bright side in that unlike Google, our website's April Fools prank didn't cost potentially millions of dollars."

- 4/1/2016

"ASniper happens to know they already released a physical copy of Gwent, it only comes with the special editions of Witcher 3."

- 3/31/2016

"ASniper perks up at the mention of Borderlands 1, and would join in, except he has neither the game with him nor the ability to access Live, which may not happen for the remainder of the quarter now."

- 3/29/2016

"ASniper suddenly notices that Gilgamesh is rib-bullet lady."

- 3/28/2016

"ASniper would vote Obama/Anime 2016."

- 3/27/2016

"ASniper wonders if Lancer'd be satisfied with a Covenant cavalry riding alien monster horses."

- 3/26/2016

"ASniper is asked what?"

- 3/25/2016

"ASniper is trapped in a house with his currently freaking-out paranoid schizophrenic aunt. Send help."

- 3/24/2016

"ASniper appears and what's this? Talk of Gammas while he's not here? Heresyheresyheresy."

- 3/23/2016

"ASniper steps in and places a hand over his mouth in absolute shock. "S-II numbers? A crapshoot? E-FUCKING-GAD!""

- 3/22/2016

"ASniper arrives just in time to replace Brodie"

- 3/21/2016

"ASniper throws his head back and laughs, "KONO SNIPER DA!""

- 3/20/2016

"ASniper notices all. Probably. Sometimes."

- 3/19/2016

"ASniper comments Halo shots sounds like a fun drinking game."

- 3/18/2016

"ASniper 's wounds will not heal. He should probably consult a doctor."

- 3/17/2016

"ASniper tries this again, asserting that Halo 5 looked fine. Halo 4 on the other hand..."

- 3/15/2016

"ASniper knew America had a monopoly on freedom."

- 3/15/2016

"ASniper spirals into a Seattle rage."

- 3/14/2016

"ASniper arrives early to disprove Kestrl's lies that they are one and the same person just saying they're on opposite sides of the world to cover for the time they're never online simulteneously."

- 3/13/2016

"ASniper spends more time being RAISED by WOLVES because WOLVES are STRONK."

- 3/12/2016

"ASniper wonders why DC only comes around anymore for beastiality."

- 3/11/2016

"ASniper does nominally more damage than the average assault rifle."

- 3/10/2016

"ASniper 's ears prick up at the mention of Amber Spyglasses and Subtle Knives."

- 3/9/2016

"ASniper shows up having just finished Witcher 3."

- 3/8/2016

"ASniper is described as jovial and is okay with this."

- 3/7/2016

"ASniper parachutes onto an aircraft carrier and tells the world everything's fine now, mission accomplished, we can all go home."

- 3/6/2016

"ASniper arrives in the style of Karstodes, Custodesi, and Whamudes."

- 3/5/2016

"ASniper just ran through Kaer Morhen and ZOLTAN MOTHERFUCKING CHIVAY."

- 3/4/2016

"ASniper was unable to join this call because he hasn't updated Skype. [irony]"

- 3/3/2016

"ASniper runs through the chat shouting, "Gwent? GWENT? GWEEEEENT?""

- 3/2/2016

"ASniper shows us with treasures fresh from the wilds of Skellige."

- 2/29/2016